It's official. Eva '
api' Torres will be in the first episode of The L Word...
Forget about who dies, I WANNA SEE PAPI!! I just know Janina won't disappoint, even if they only give her 5 minutes of screen time to work with. She is so calm under pressure.
****WARNING: SPOILER ***** DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANNA BE SPOILED!!
CREDIT to: UrbanCowgirl..twop
this is all from memory so I'll do my best and the quotes won't be exact. Tasha and Alice go into Alice's apartment, Tasha is walking ahead of her. She kicks some of Alice's shoes out of the way. Alice gets annoyed and says she wants to talk and Tasha wants to know about what. Alice tells Tasha she is "shitfaced" which Tasha denies (but she seems like she might be a little). It's clear that Tasha found out about Alice's crush on Clea and her conversation with Shane. I'm not sure when all that happened (off-camera, as usual). Also, somehow Tasha found out that Alice wanted to break up with her. Tasha is pissed and hurt and Alice says, "But I changed my mind!" You can imagine how that went over. Then, they go into the bedroom and start really talking. Tasha says that they have nothing in common. Alice says, "We have this" and that's when she gets close to her cheek (the image from that production still) and Tasha kinda smiles and Alice tries to do a bit more and Tasha says that they need to have more than that. Oh...at some point before that Tasha says something like, "You thought it was hot when I was in the army but now we don't have that". I can't remember exactly. Then, Alice is sitting on the bed saying that she doesn't want to break up with Tasha that she simply had "a moment". Tasha wants to know how big a moment and Alice says it was small. Then, Alice says, "I didn't even kiss her" and goes on to say that she should get some praise for that because she didn't do what every other lesbian would have done - cheat. Tasha says that she doesn't get a medal for that, that's a basic expectation. Then, Shane knocks on the door. And there is that little bit I mentioned before. I'm sorry but I can't remember what Tasha said to Alice about Shane earlier. Anyway, Tasha takes off on her motorcycle and Alice follows her in her mini cooper. They end up at Papi's house. Tasha has apparently called ahead and Papi is expecting her. Papi comes out on the balcony and Alice is all, "Where have you been? You disappeared." There's never really an answer to that question though. ha ha. Papi is annoyed with Alice because Tasha obviously told her about Alice "cheating" on her. Anyway, both Tasha and Alice go in. Papi says that she needs to get back to work and points to the bedroom where Gabby Deveaux is lying, waiting for Papi. You can imagine the look on Alice's face. Tasha and Alice go into the kitchen and sit there drinking a beer. Alice walks over to some Mexican statues and starts to make fun of one saying it's tacky. Tasha gets mad and says, "It's part of her culture. It's not tacky. This is our problem. You are a snob." Alice says, "I'm not saying you would ever buy something like this..." Gabby and Papi walk in for sandwiches and Tasha says to Alice, "You weren't like this when I met you." Gabby says, "No. She was a wannabe hipster. Now, she is a wannabe with money. Alice have you ever thought of hiring a stylist with all that money you make". Alice is facing away from Gabby and just has this quiet pained look. Tasha tells Gabby she better watch herself. Gabby says, "Oh Alice has a big daddy to take care of her now" or something like that. Gabby then says to Alice, "Does your girlfriend know that your nickname used to be 'crash' because you had a habit of showing up at parties you weren't invited to?" Gabby is really sleezy in this scene and I thought LeH did a beautiful job conveying a lot with just expressions. It really reminded me of how lonely and insecure Alice was in parts of season 1 and it brought that vulnerability back here. Anyway, I loved this part. Gabby and Papi leave and Alice says quietly to Tasha, "See, that's what my life used to be. You are the most honest and kind person I've ever met and I am not ready to give that up". (not exact but pretty close because I watched it a couple of times). Then, Alice asks her to come home with her and they get up and leave.
Once at Alice's apartment, Tasha is making up a bed on the couch because she doesn't want to sleep with Alice until they figure shit out. Alice comes out in her glasses (oh, the glasses!) and short pj's and flops on the bed. Then, Alice grabs Tasha and pulls her into the bed and they are both kind of giggling. Tasha tells Alice to "hold still" and Alice is like, "Am I too squirmy?" and they giggle and laugh. Then, one of them says, "What are we going to do?" At some point, Alice says, "You are a very serious person." Tasha responds "And you're not". Then, Alice tries to have this very serious face but keeps cracking up and Tasha is cracking up too and then says, "Why do you flair your nostrils when you are trying to be serious?" (which I had noticed LeH doing too). Anyway, they are super cute. Then, Alice suggests therapy and Tashsa says no, "That's for people with problems". Alice starts laughing and says, "Oh yeah and we don't have those. We're solid." Then, they both start laughing and then Tasha says "maybe".
This is probably WAY more than anyone wanted to know but it was so damn cute I figured I'd put it out there. It's clear they have problems but they aren't giving up. I guess they won't give up until Jenny gets killed and Alice goes to prison. ha ha.
As for the videos from MJ, she has taken them all down because someone grabbed them and reposted all of them. I'm sure that I won't be privy to anything else she puts up because she is only keeping frequent posters from Tibette in her friends list and I was a newbie there. So...it was fun while it lasted. ha ha.
PAPI BABY! 
